Education is important but beer is importanter
Re-opening schools? That’s sooo last fortnight. Now there’s a new announcement on the block, and it’s taking the country by storm.
We’ve endured months of social starvation, buffering virtual quizzes and awkward group zoom calls (of which you are out of excuses to leave early: “I’ve got a virtual birthday party to go to”, “we’re going for a walk with Granny”, “the dishwasher needs unloading” – not sure I got away with this one?). But finally Boris has made the most profound and important decision of his political career, nay possibly lifetime: the re-opening of the mighty British Pub! It is one of the most hurt industries of lockdown, with efforts to offer takeaways proving a futile replacement to long queues at…